Two weeks since my last posting...the loyal readers are antsy. Alright, alright, I'll divulge some pearls of wisdom. Or at least rant for a while. What's the difference? Either way I guess you'll stay entertained. Sad how the mighty have fallen. This used to be a blog about my twisted mind and now I'm just trying to amuse and entertain. Maybe this is a microcosm for American society. It always starts with something brilliant (or at least semi brilliant) and then degenerates to please the crowd even at the cost of sacrificing artistic value. I'm definitely rambling. My laundry won't be out of the dryer for another 40 minutes though so I guess I can ramble some more. Florida. Cream cheese. Rutabegas. Flying flamberge. Buttered popcorn. Snakes. Alligators. Gymnema Sylvestre. Raining silver. That ought to keep you busy for a while, trying to sort out that lot. That was just some stream of consciousness writing. I assure you there is a connecting bridge between each idea, you just have to search for it. Ok, maybe not the flamberge. That just kind of flew in. Of course I'll be very impressed if you are even familiar with the word, let alone know how it fits in the chain. This has got to be one of my more pointless postings. I wonder why doric columns haven't seen increasing popularity in modern architecture. Lots of corinthian when people try to make buildings look grand but never doric. I guess they're too plain. I was never very good at hula hooping. Perhaps I'll practice one of these days. I must be certifiably insane. I guess that's preferable to fitting in with the crowd these days. Damn hordes with their group discounts.
